If There is One Thing 'Doh Hates...

There are a million things he hates... nail trimmings, baths, squirrels, people coming to our house, people driving past our house, people coming to the neighbors house... but his biggest nemesis, since the dawn of time, is the push mower.

Of all the garden instruments of torture, our little Milo desires to kill the push mower!!  The tiller? No problem... in fact, after the dirt is tilled, he is out rolling in it.  The blower or weed-eater? Not even afraid of them... mostly indifferent.  And the biggest of them all, the riding mower? OMG, the riding mower he loves like a fat kid loves cake!! 'Specially if I hook up the pull behind cart and give him and Dixie a ride around the property.  I mean, think of it, a walk without walking an inch! That is dachshund nirvana!  He will go to sleep if you drive him around long enough.

But the push mower?  Shoot! It doesn't even have to be powered on to get Milo going.  It goes down something like this video, until we have to carry him in the house and grab some Valium for him (and me).