But then, finally, we had rain. Which then set off another round of power and cable outages. But once the cows across the street started helping, then everything began working properly.
So right now I'm scratching off every instance of beef 'it's whats for dinner' off my menu and substituting chicken. Cause I'm figuring out that the Chik-fil-a advertising isn't just for marketing their wonderful chicken sandwiches, but cows are brilliant and gifted electricians.