Simpatico: You All Aren't Helping!!!

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You All Aren't Helping!!!

You weren't supposed to message our mom with how cool yesterday's post was, how you know us better, how we are handsome (though that is very true...) and how great it was to know more stuffs about our lives.  You were supposed to crack the whip! Tell her to get all the ball!  Take us shopping! Scritch our backs! Rub our bellies!  Provide treats on the hour, every hour, for a week!! We need her to step up!  But now she thinks that being mediocre is fine! -sniff-


In fact, she hasn't taken us on a ride in a MONTH!  A. WHOLE. MONTH!   A whole month has gone by without any Puparazzi adventures!  Now we know it's been too hot to even go outside, but still.  We have air conditioned cars!! We could easily sit and enjoy the ride with our ears flapping in the cool air. But instead, mom keeps us inside for our "safety".  Lazy, we say! LAZY!!!

Peeps should be required to do certain things.  In fact, we are gonna list out what we feel our mom should be doing for us.  We hear about the diva singers having a list of demands for their time at concert halls and stuff.  So we deserve something just as special for us!

Daily Butt, shoulder and under neck scritches.  The kind that makes our back leg do that really cute shaking thing.

Ice cubes in our water. Both inside and outside water.  In fact, we think we should have bottled water.  Preferably Dasani.

Umbrella service while outside doing our business.  The umbrella would keep the sun, rain and snow off us while we are doing our 'thang'.

Fresh laundry to lie in daily.  We would like it "just out of the dryer" warm; enough to toast our bellies and make us sleepy.

No baths. Ever.

Deliveries by UPS, Mail and/or FedEx each day so we can 'get our bark on'.  We gotta practice!!

More trees.  There should be trees inside as well as a grove of trees outside. You can never have enough trees to leave some pee-mail.

Automatic bone dispensers.  When we wag a tail in front of it, it dispenses a fresh chewy for chewing.  In fact, several of these around the house dispensing Pupperoni, Chicken Treats and Milkbones would be nice.

NO Baths, EVER!

A human, prone, at all times so we can use them as a pillow.  This is non-negotiable.  We must have a breathing pillow for our naps.

And lastly, mom to quit saying "Get off the Computer... Your Doggie Bill of Rights is going no where!!"

2-leggers are just a pain some times, eh?




9 comments:

Lovable Lily July 11, 2012 at 2:09 PM  

LAZY with a capitol L! You got that going on at your place too I see. Does it never end for us? But I will say this, My Mommy does a great job doing the scratchies. She says "that's the spot that makes your leg go woo-woo-woo ." We do get ice cubes in our water daily (in and out) so check that one. And we use her all the time as our personal pillow too. Sometimes Muffin uses her leg for humping and lickin! (Butt, don't tell Mommy I let the secret outta the bag on that one.)

Hugs,
Lily Belle

Brian July 11, 2012 at 3:22 PM  

I sure agree with the no bath thing!!!!!

Frankie Furter and Ernie July 11, 2012 at 4:08 PM  

Truer words were NEVER Blogged.

PeeS... we FINALLY got a nice RIPE tomato out of the garden!!! DELICIOUS.

Casey July 11, 2012 at 8:38 PM  

A whole month?! I can't believe it! Your mom is NOT doing her job. I think your list is a grreat start.

Prancer Pie July 11, 2012 at 9:11 PM  

No car rides? Our woofie, Chi, has to haf her car rides. She says they is impawtant as breathing! Mebbe you should start issuing demerits at a weekly office meeting. HaHaMeow!

Lorenza July 11, 2012 at 10:37 PM  

Ooops!
I am sorry!
But I am sure she already got the message!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Declan July 11, 2012 at 11:16 PM  

Just can't get the staff....! Deccy x

The Websters July 12, 2012 at 10:39 AM  

Yea Newby! We are so glad he's fitting in...As for Nellie...she hates me.

Nora

Brian July 12, 2012 at 10:52 AM  

He is such a cutie!

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