Class SillyBuses for Back to School Bash

Sorry for the delay. Our mom's car died a horrible death and she spent a long while picking out another only to have issues with it before she even signed the papers on it.  This is a story for another time. Suffice it to say she and a bottle of something Mexican with some limes and oranges made her way to become her only diet item all weekend long... and she has a loaner car, which was fantastic of the Dealership, but still makes her want to drink more little Mexican drinks.

Here are the SillyBuses for our courses at the Back to School Bash!! We cannot wait!!!

Dachshund German fur the Peeps     
COURSE SYLLABUS
Fall, 2012
INSTRUCTORS: Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby

OFFICE:     Barn behind the house, next to the tomatoes and basil
OFFICE HOURS:     12:01 PM to 12:02 PM alternating Mondays
E-MAIL ADDRESS: shelle.pennington@gmail.com
WEB PAGE:     http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/


COURSE OBJECTIVES
1. To introduce Peeps to what their German Engineered Pupsters are saying
2. To orient Peeps to the range of words their Pupsters are capable of saying.
3. To provide Peeps with an opportunity to hear the words to familiarize themselves so they can provide noms, walkies, or other things as commanded by their their Pupsters.


GRADING PLAN:
Everyone will get A's if they can successfully give noms to their dogs on demand. Otherwise, well, you'll learn the German words for "poop in the hallway".

CLASSROOM RULES OF CONDUCT:
No cellphones for texting how bored you are to other students.
No ipods or radios to try and forget what you are hearing... especially since Puddles would probably put "THAT" song on and it's worse than our mom's teaching.

College Preparatory Blanket Fluffing     
COURSE SYLLABUS
Fall, 2012
INSTRUCTORS: Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby

OFFICE:     Mommy's bedroom... she has a kinger sized bed with lots of pillows and blankets for us to use... and tv hooked up to the internets for movies, music and blog hopping
OFFICE HOURS:     12:01 PM to 12:02 PM alternating Mondays unless it rains, then we meet near the pear tree
E-MAIL ADDRESS: shelle.pennington@gmail.com
WEB PAGE:     http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/


COURSE OBJECTIVES
The only objective is to sleep. So fluffy blankets are necessary. Newby has fluffing down to a science and will show you exactly what is necessary to get ready for college.


GRADING PLAN:
Everyone will get A if they can cover up and take a nap. We will give you extra credit if you can cover yourself and us up to... cause sometimes we are lazy.

CLASSROOM RULES OF CONDUCT:
No cellphones or iPods. We gots a 42" LCD TV, we don't need anything else.  Maybe some poppercorns... Oh, MOMMMYYYYYYY





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